Lululemon See-through Yoga Pants: Dog vs. Pussy

See what happens when you do downward dog in these pants

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It’s like the dream where you go to school naked, only in this nightmare, you are in yoga, contorting your body into a variety of bendy, twisty poses, never knowing that all the while you are displaying your parts for all the yogis to see. Unfortunately, this wasn’t a dream for the scads of women who dropped nearly $100 at Lululemon for what turned out to be see-through yoga pants.

We’re vulnerable enough when we are in downward dog, happy baby and plow–we don’t need to worry about our asscracks showing. We all know, you gotta be careful when you wear white, but black? Black supposedly is forgiving and hides the most… Not this time. These pants definitely give new meaning to crow pose, officially known as Bakasana, or now more like Backassonya.

The trendy athletic company recalled a production run back in March when the first complaints surfaced, then began testing their products more rigorously to ensure they meet “revised specifications for modulus (stretch), weight and tolerances.” Hmm, is that the long and polite way of saying they bend over to see if their asses show?

Lululemon now reports they have corrected the issue with the see-through yoga pants. The company also insists that people who still complain that the fabric is too sheer just need to buy a larger size. Pants that are too tight might cause a camel-toe but, c’mon, sheer fabric is sheer. One size up isn’t going to make that much difference.

Even if you have a great ass, or hoo-ha, you really don’t want the yogi behind you getting to see the goods the entire class. We love Lululemon yoga pants just like we love ones from Hard Tail. We hope the former truly has fixed the fabric issue so we can flow through our yoga poses in confidence.

Check out this vid farce about Lululemon’s return policy. It’s good for a laugh, even if bending over in the see-through yoga pants yourself isn’t.

Have you ever found out after yoga class that you displayed yourself for all to see? Tell us your embarrassing stories.